Elephant's ass

Well people, today 'm going to confess something: the reason that i call myself elephants is... my butt. Ok. you're right, it isn´t that big, but i have a dream: Be like Nicki Minaj.
No, i´m lying hahahas.

Seriously i wouldn't like to be a famous person. I like to be free to do what i want, without anyone who questions me (except my mom, of course), to wear how i want and to live with the people who i want. But if i could be someone famous for one day, i would be Nicki Minaj. Just think it! It would be incredible!
NICKI TO DO LIST:
8.30 am; wake up, take a shower: DON´T FORGET TO DANCE SEXY IN THERE!
9.00 am: choose clothes. If it's cold take a faux fur coat.
10.00 am: going to the gym, 20 minutes of twerk to warm-up. Excercise abdomen and butt.
1.00 pm: eat an hypercaloric lunch to keep my body
2.30 pm: going to wicked and crazy laughter clases. Today: Ursula, from The little mermaid.
4.00-7.00: FREE TIME: we recommend dance and trying sexy poses for new albums.
7.00 pm: dress and make up for evenning event: look for an extravagant dress, and make up properly
9.30 pm: Let's go to the event! DONT' FORGET TO MAKE A FUSS.

Do you see? ít´s a funny life. And she have to make crazy things to keep her work, what would be better?